BREAKING NEWS: PROMINENT YANKEE TO RETIRE
As heard on Mike & the Mad Dog today, baseball great Bernie Williams announced his surprise retirement.
He cited family commitments as being the paramount reason that he will be leaving the game he hasn't played since 2006.
Mike Francesca reiterated that he now has no Yankees to root for without Bernie Williams, and that he hates Jason Giambi, and that he's glad Bernie is friends with someone named "Jeetuhh."
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