'I can’t wait to get out there. I can’t wait to go out there and beat up
on the Yankees. ... The fans in Boston, they want us to rip their heads off.'

Good luck with all that. Oh, by the way, you’re Joel Pineiro. If the Red
Sox hadn’t offered you a contract you’d be pitching for Starbucks in the Seattle
Slo-Pitch Coed League on Sunday mornings. Take it easy.