Sunday, September 17, 2006

Pavano Rewarded for Being a Hurt, Lying Jerk

Now this is just ridiculous.

Because he has been on the major league disabled list all year, Carl Pavano will receive a full share of any Yankees playoff money, including $300,000-plus and a championship ring should the Yanks win the World Series.

What would make it slightly more just is if Pavano donates any playoff share to medical science because, perhaps, a cure could then be found for so many of his mysterious ailments. If the Yanks were to win a title, it would be awkward for Pavano to receive his ring at a Yankee Stadium ceremony next year. But no worries, I am sure he will be in Tampa getting ready to throw off flat ground in a rehab from whatever is bothering him at that point.

In his honor, the 60-day DL is going to renamed The Pavano, as in, "The Nationals shifted Nick Johnson from the 15-day DL to The Pavano.
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It's amazing. He continues to be able to steal money from the Yankees.

posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 2:40 PM   1 comments







1 Comments:

At 9/18/2006 8:20 AM, Blogger lupe_velez said...

but HE"S PASSIONATE ABOUT BASEBALL! YOU PEOPLE JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND HIM. and my favorite, HE PLAYED WITH INJURIES! silly little girl.

 

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