Oh, Roy Oswalt. You Do Make Me Laugh.
This easily has to be my favorite story of the off-season: The Weir, Miss., native beamed as he climbed aboard the corn-colored machine, hauled into the parking lot at Minute Maid Park on a flatbed tractor-trailer. "This is a dozer you can do anything with," Oswalt said. McLane said a bulldozer has been on Oswalt's wish list almost from the day he moved up to the majors in 2001. The model he purchased for Oswalt cost about $200,000. "Each year, with our players, I ask them what their goals are," McLane said. "I said, 'Roy, what is one of your goals?' He said, 'To own a bulldozer.' That kind of took me back a little bit. I had never heard that before." "There are going to be a lot of jealous people around where I live. I'm going to try to hire out and make a little money in the offseason," Oswalt said.   Update: Well it seems MLB.com has finally caught up with this news. Here's everyone's favorite redneck and his goal:  I wonder if he'll race Clemens in his Hummer.
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oh my god, that is hillarious! I love your site! thanks!
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