Caption This - Nicholson, Michaels, McCartney Take in Ballgame
Also I'm not sure who the female to Paul's left is, but she kind of looks like a robot. ![]() Please feel free to caption away. Labels: caption, jack nicholson, lorne michaels, paul mccartney, possibly a robot
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 6:07 PM
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ATTN: Joe Girardi
PLEASE STOP BUNTING WITH GUYS WHO CAN WIN THE GAME WITH ONE SWING. Stop giving away outs with 2 men on, no one out, and a 1-run deficit in the 9th. There was no reason for Swisher to be bunting. He's a guy that can hit the ball out of the park, or at least move Hairston to third on a sac fly. Plus the dude gets on base at a great clip (4th on the team amongst regulars behind Jeter, A-Rod and Tex). Sure, maybe Swisher strikes out or hits into a double play there, but you have to try to win the game, and giving up free outs is not a good way to do it. Update, 6:18PM PST: Swisher just came up with runners on first and second, nobody out, and hit a double to score the lead runner and move the other to third. That would have tied the game last night, and moved the runner. Labels: bunting, girardi is an idiot, joe girardi, nick swisher
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 3:31 PM
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Jim Rice Hates Today's Crazy Hair
Undeserving Hall of Famer Jim Rice on today's players: "You see a Manny Ramirez, you see an A-Rod [Alex Rodriguez], you see [Derek] Jeter ... Guys that I played against and with, these guys you're talking about cannot compare," Rice said to Little Leaguers gathered in the cafeteria. We didn't have the baggy uniforms. We didn't have the dreadlocks," Rice said. "It was a clean game, and now they're setting a bad example for the young guys." Here's an example of a normal, respectable hairdo from Rice's era: ![]() Labels: a-rod, derek jeter, douchebag, jim rice, manny being manny, undeserving hall of famers
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 12:41 PM
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OK, I Give.
Derek Jeter has been somewhat maligned on this blog. Not so much personally, but moreso as it relates to the media perception of him. Jeter has been easily the best player and most valuable Yankee this season. He's not the league MVP right now, but he certainly is for the team. Way to step up, Captain. Labels: derek jeter, MVP
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 10:57 PM
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A Player Finally Says It
Thank you Jack Cust, for saying what we've all been saying for a couple of years now. Jack Cust still wonders why his name appeared in the Mitchell report. Now, the Oakland slugger has a more pressing question: How come some prominent Red Sox were missing?Jack Cust - becoming one of my favorite players. (another hat tip to Stan for the heads up)
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 3:17 PM
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Olympic Baseball All But Dead
I received this disheartening press release from Dr. Harvey Schiller, President of the International Baseball Federation. While I have never been a fan of exhibitions such as the All-Star Game or the WBC (and root for my team's players to stay home and rest rather than participate) I have always enjoyed Olympic baseball, which used college and recently drafted players instead of professionals. Oh well, it appears the days of Olympic dreams for young baseball players is over. August 17, 2009 Labels: international baseball, olympics
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 9:17 AM
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Girardi Gets What Torre Never Could
From today's Journal News: Girardi said he never had any intentions of using the ultra-effective Phil Hughes in the eighth inning of Sunday night's 5-2 win over Boston. He called on lefty Phil Coke instead, and watched him give up a 1-0 lead on Victor Martinez's two-run homer.I'll admit, when watching the game I questioned not using Hughes myself, but I wasn't aware he'd been in three consecutive days. It worked out anyway, but I'd have preferred Bruney or Aceves to face the righties there after Coke got Ellsbury. In any case, Girardi is makingthe right moves here. He's not falling into the Torre trap of falling in love with a reliever who then has his arm fall off. Look at the post-Torre careers of former Torre flames Tanyon Sturtze, Steve Karsay, Ramiro Mendoza, Paul Quantrill, Ron Villone and Scott Proctor if you want to see what could have been in store for Hughes. Labels: all hail girardi, bullpen, joe girardi, joe torre, phil hughes, phil phranchise, torre is dumb
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 10:01 AM
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Fat Pussy Toad Update
Hideki Irabu is still trying to pitch, it seems. Former New York Yankees pitcher Hideki Irabu was introduced as the newest member of the Kochi Fighting Dogs on Monday, saying his ultimate goal is a return to Japan’s top professional league.Shoulda stayed in Japan's top league to begin with, guy. Labels: besuboru, hideki irabu, yankee history
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 8:47 PM
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What a Fantastic Weekend
![]() ![]() 6 and a half. The season's not over yet, but this is very good progress.
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 11:42 AM
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ATTN: David Ortiz
Labels: big sloppi, dirty stinking cheaters, phonies, redsox, steroids
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 2:18 PM
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Cool Little Pregame Story
There was just a little neat pre-game moment on the field, as the center field scoreboard showed Joe Girardi and Paul O'Neill talking behind the batting cage. Underneath, the video folks added text that read "317 combined homers." Never passing up an opportunity, Reggie Jackson wandered into the shot and pointed to the screen. Mr. October's suggestion was soon acknowledged, and Girardi laughed as the screen now read, "880 combined homers." Labels: joe girardi, paul o'neill, reggie, yankee history, yankee stadium
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 4:25 PM
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Could this be the End for Ransom?
Anthony Claggett is on his way to Toronto, suposedly because Mitre is pitching and if - no matter how unlikely this may seem - he sucks tonight, Claggett can suck up the innings and the 'pen will be saved for the Boston series. It's kind of a no brainer. That said, the obvious move here is to DFA Cody "Holding 'Em For" Ransom (please?). PeteAbe speculates that after the game Claggett could be replaced by Ramiro Pena. While Pena is certainly an upgrade over the useless Ransom, the team does *not* need another infielder, as we've discussed before. I'd much rather see Shelley Duncan come back as an OF/bench power guy who can start against lefties. He's been killing the ball all year. Unfortunately the Yankees have screwed with the timetable, because since they sent Duncan down to keep Ransom (!) the other day, unless they put a player on the DL he has to spend 10 days with Scranton before he's eligible for recall. Labels: anthony claggett, cody ransom sucks my balls, peteabe, roster moves, sergio mitre, shelley duncan
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 11:25 AM
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Edinson Volquez, Meet Kerry Wood and Mark Prior.
Dusty Baker has done it again. He's blown out the arm of another promising young pitcher by pushing him far beyond the natural progression of innings. When people start asking why Joba's missing a few starts here and there to keep down his innings for the year, point them in the direction of Mr. Baker's history of destroying careers. Volquez is out for at least 12 months, probably most if not all of next season. Prior has never recovered. Wood can no longer start games. It's just further evidence of why Dusty Baker is the worst manager is baseball. Yes, he is worse than Ozzie Guillen. I have no idea why the Reds brought him out of retirement. Labels: dusty baker sucks, edinson volquez, injuries, kerry wood, mark prior, reds
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 5:51 PM
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Countdown to the Red Sox Games Video
Labels: dirty stinking cheaters, redsox
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 3:52 PM
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Of Whom Does Cody Ransom Own Naked Photos?
Brian Cashman? Joe Girardi? One of the Steinbrenners? Why is Cody Ransom still on this team? They sent down Ramiro Pena because they wanted him to get regular at bats, even though he's a better hitter and much better defender than Ransom. They traded for Eric Hinske, who Cashman said could play third, and yet they kept Ransom. Then they traded for Jerry Hairston, Jr., the ultimate utility sub. He can play all infield and outfield positions. Yet they send down Shelley Duncan on a day they want to play righties against Danks and put Ransom in the lineup at first base! Ransom then repeatedly came up in high leverage situations with men on base and the game at hand, and failed miserably. Girardi never pinch hit for him. Sending down Duncan and playing Ransom is pure idiocy. Oh, Duncan hasn't been playing that much first base this season? No problem, throw him in right and move Swisher to first if you're going to DH Teixiera. Look - Ransom cannot now and never could hit. He is not an outstanding defensive player. Here are - position by position - every player who can play the same positions Ransom can: 3B - Alex Rodriguez, Jerry Hairston, Eric Hinske SS - Derek Jeter, Jerry Hairston, Alex Rodriguez 2B - Robinson Cano, Jerry Hairston 1B - Mark Teixiera, Nick Swisher, Jorge Posada, Jerry Hairston, Eric Hinske Why is God's name is Ransom still on the roster? The supposed answer: Duncan still has options and Ransom does not. Well, think about this - WHAT TEAM IS GOING TO CLAIM A MEDIOCRE DEFENSIVE SUB WHO HITS LESS THAN .200 WITH NO POWER? Something is going on here. Labels: cody ransom sucks my balls, girardi is an idiot, roster moves
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 11:31 PM
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