The 2006 All Ridiculous Awards Ceremony Continues
Yep, it's the Clutchiest Clutch Team! Tonight at 8pm on ESPN, see which 11 players are honored for being clutchier than other big chokers! Watch as Major League Baseball once again says "take that, anyone who cares about objective analysis of statistics! We prefer our sample sizes small, our TV loud, and our homosexuals fla-ming!" (with apologies to John Waters). 2006 has become the year of the meaningless awards, presented by various companies. They will not stop until every player in baseball wins an award of some nature. In the category of nicest smile while sitting on the bench, the winner is..... Bubba Crosby!
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 11:31 AM
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Someone Had to Do it Eventually
It finally happened - the Dugout found a way to combine Chasing Amy and Kyle Farnsworth. I mean, why didn't I think of combining two of my favorite subjects? ME MEOW
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Congratulations, Cardinals.
However the fact that I just watched a World Series in which David Eckstein won the MVP, Kenny Rogers had the only win for his team, and Jeff Weaver won the clinching game makes me throw up in my mouth a little. Just a little.
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Things a Tiger Can Beat
![]() ![]() ![]() Things a Tiger Can't Beat: ![]() I have a very strong feeling this thing ends tonight in St. Louis. Yes, I know Jeff Weaver is pitching, but still.
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 5:12 PM
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Should They Stay or Should They Go?
Three possible people could be involved in changing roles for the Yankees soon. The Yankees are planning on picking up Gary Sheffield's option, with the thought of trading him. I really like this idea, as a one-year Sheffield for $13M - a lot of which is on deferred payment - is very attractive to a number of clubs. Cashman should just hold a bidding war and take the best offer he receives. I'd hope to acquire a bullpen arm, a good young near ML-ready prospect, a decent first baseman or a combination of the three. It appears - as I've stated here before would most likely be the case - the Yankees are planning on keeping Alex Rodriguez. Boras, for all of his bluster, knows that he and A-Rod hold all of the cards here because of the no-trade clause. If A-Rod wants to stay, he'll stay. My guess is that Cashman called Boras, asked him what Alex wanted to do, and Boras said that Alex wants to stay a Yankee, and would exercise his NTC should Cashman attempt to move him. At that point, Cashman gave him assurances that there would be no deal, which is good since nearly any trade you can devise involving Rodriguez would be a diminished return. While there is speculation that Joe Girardi may be returning as Yankee bench coach after he took himself out of the running for the Nationals managerial position, there's also a chance he could return to the YES Network booth as a color analyst for a specified number of games. This might just suit him better, as he'd still be receiving checks from the Marlins, and can spend additional time with his family in Florida or Chicago. As far as I'm concerned, this is good news all around. Picking up Sheff's option and trading him is better than letting him walk and receiving nothing in return, plus you control where he goes. Keeping Sheff is really not an option anymore, as he's expressed his disdain for playing first base over the long haul and there's no room in the outfield. I've already voiced much support for the return of Rodriguez. Girardi back in the YES booth would be a welcome voice to help placate the loss of Kaat.
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 12:34 PM
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Crazy Talk
I've heard a lot bandied about concerning trade rumors (most for Alex Rodriguez started by people who root for or cover teams who covet Alex Rodriguez) but thus far this "insider" takes the cake. THE YANKEES:And "the following" is completely ridiculous. Don't be surprised if the Alex Rodriguez to the Cubs rumors pick up after the World Series and as the Winter Meetings approaches, according to our Windy City source. ÂDiscussions will be expanded to include some interesting pieces.See, I would think Cashman would have had enough of pitchers who can't ever seem to stay healthy. Although maybe Prior's durability will rub off on Pavano and he'll start at least 4 games next year. Other names that will be tossed around are Yankees' top prospects Phil Hughes and Jose Tabata (because the Yankees are expected to demand Carlos Zambrano), but none of those players are getting dealt in any trade. Prior for A-Rod if a deal gets done  will be the main pieces.This is obviously someone who knows nothing about Brian Cashman. See, Brian Cashman is the type of guy who thinks about trading for the game's best shortstop to fill his hole at third. Brian Cashman is not the type who "loves gritty role players who have lots of desire." Cashman likes players who are... good. Otherwise, the Yankees are said to be targeting bullpen help, and lots of it.Gee, way to go out on a limb there. I'm truly growing tired of "a source" who then "hears" something that makes no sense. Jeez, if you're going to make stuff up, at least make it somewhat believable. Why would Cashman trade a bankable commodity for a HUGE question mark (no pun intended)? Answer: he wouldn't.
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 8:08 PM
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Once a Cheat, Always a Cheat
You know what they say... Rogers is no stranger to cheating. ![]() ![]() Also if you look closely at his left eye, I think he's hiding some "foreign substance" in it.
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posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 11:49 PM
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Cheaters Never Win!
So let me get this straight.. Kenny Rogers gets caught cheating in a World Series game and the response is "hey fella, no more cheating please"? Why in the world did Alfonso Marquez just act like a soccer mom and essentially tell Rogers "Kenny, come on now, you know better than that! Play fair, Kenny. Now you get back out there and you play nice with the other kids, ok?" Why exactly is cheating acceptable here? Why wasn't Rogers ejected? Kenny Rogers had pine tar on his hand, in direct violation of MLB rule 8.02: The pitcher shall not --At least this explains why one of the worst postseason pitchers ever has all of a sudden become an unhittable machine. If he were tossed though I bet Leyland goes through two packs in the clubhouse entryway before the 6th inning. ![]() Detroit Tigers pitcher Kenny Rogers, seen here cheating. ----- Oh and then there's this:
If anyone listened to Rogers' postgame interview, the very first question he was asked was about the substance, and Rogers replied (paraphrasing) that he noticed the "clump of dirt" between the first and second innings himself and that nobody asked him to remove it and that he simply wiped it off. Rogers was directly asked whether the umpires spoke to him, and he said they did not. Leyland's postgame interview said that a couple of the Cardinals complained to LaRussa that Rogers' ball was "moving funny" and that LaRussa asked the umpires to ask Leyland to have him wash his hands, which he then did. Leyland then in a second interview completely changed his story and claimed that there were complaints to the umpires by the Cardinals but that the umpires did not speak with the Tigers about it. (If anyone can find a link to the postgame interviews, please let me know - they are missing from MLB.com currently.) So Todd Jones, here's your conspiracy: Leyland said the umpires told him the Cardinals complained. Steve Palermo says they did not. Rogers point blank said nobody talked to him. Leyland said someone did (and then said no one did). Palermo said that not only did someone talk with him, but that it was home plate umpire Marquez. Leyland said Rogers washed his hand. Rogers said he wiped it off. There wouldn't be a conspiracy here if in fact the three people most directly involved - the umpiring supervisor, the pitcher and his manager - didn't all have three completely different recountings of the events in which they were involved just a couple of hours earlier. Something is fishy here. There's no proof and no evidence of exactly what happened, but if nothing suspect was going on, why the differing accounts? Besides, this is an isolated incident, right? It's just an accident, something Rogers overlooked I'm sure. On the other hand: ![]() On the left is Rogers pitching against the A's in the ALCS. On the right is Rogers pitching against St. Louis in the World Series. After the substance was noticed, ESPN reviewed tapes of Rogers' pitching performances earlier in the postseason. The tapes revealed that, in starts against both the Yankees and Athletics, a similar-looking brown substance was spotted on Rogers' hand. So here we go again. Not only did Rogers deny the meeting with the umpires had anything to do with the dirt (in direct contrast to Palermo's story) but now it's pretty obvious that if you believe that Rogers "accidently had dirt on his hand" in Game 2, then you also have to accept that Rogers has "accidently had dirt on his hand" throughout the postseason. Who knows, maybe the guy just never washed his hands since Game 3 of the ALDS, which would make sense since he's a dirty, dirty cheater. I mean is there any other rational explanation? As for rule 8.02 from above, there is a disclaimer: Rules 8.02(a)(2) through 8.02(a)(6) Comment: If a pitcher violates either Rule 8.02(a)(2) or Rule 8.02(a)(3) and, in the judgment of the umpire, the pitcher did not intend, by his act, to alter the characteristics of a pitched ball, then the umpire may, in his discretion, warn the pitcher in lieu of applying the penalty. So the umpires did not have to immediately toss Rogers if they believed his "dirt" was accidental, but now that the evidence of past games is out there, it is blatantly obvious that there was in fact intent and that the intent was there for at least the entire postseason. If Major League Baseball wishes to salvage any integrity here, it will suspend Rogers for the remainder of the postseason.
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 6:25 PM
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Let's Sum Up Shea For You
From our good friend PeteAbe: In terms of the experience, sitting down for a game at Yankee Stadium you sort of feel like you're at a special place.
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 5:10 PM
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It's Amazing How Many People Want A Choking Choke Artist Who Chokes
Like this Nancy Armour, for example. Of course, she neglects to mention - like most writers lately when they wax poetic about an A-Rod/Piniella reunion - that he had his best season under Buck Showalter, with whom he did not have the greatest relationship, to put it mildly. She also seems to forget that the Cubs need to actually trade something the Yankees would want in exchange for His Rodness. But no matter, Chicago is just a sleepy little midwest village with no traffic and a calm understanding populace.
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 4:02 PM
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If My Free Time's Gone, Would You Promise Me This?
That you will please bury me with it? Please bury me with it. Well sure as planets come, I know that they end. And if I'm here when that happens, will you promise me this my friend? Please bury me with it. Major League Baseball and a company that makes funeral products will soon find out just how many fans want to be decked out for all eternity in tribute to their team. I am really quite curious who wanted to have their remains spend eternity in a Betty Boop coffin.
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Just When I Thought We Were Advancing as a Society
I mean, Sportswriters are using sabermetrics. ESPN talking heads throw around .OPS numbers, but no longer treat it like a silly, nerdy stat. We were making progress. And then all of a sudden, "clutchiness" became the phrase of the day. I think it really started in 2005 with the Ortiz/Rodriguez MVP debate, where some people felt that the most important ability one can have is their "clutchiness." Well now on MLB.com you can vote for the clutchiest players by position. MLB (I suppose arbitrarily) chose three players from each position for the award. Why is it that I increasingly feel like Clarence Darrow in a world of William Jennings Brians?
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 6:07 AM
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Well This Was A Surprise
Who'd have thought they'd see an article in a major New York paper that:
Some excerpts:
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One Step Beyond Poor Taste
How soon is too soon to mock a tragedy? For the New York Post, one day. Two days after the death of Cory Lidle, some assfrog of a cartoonist at the post thought it would be funny to run this: ![]() Who in the hell thought it would be funny to run this? "Hey, Lidle is bad at flying, let's make of of him about it!" Don't buy the New York Post. Don't even pay any attention to it anymore. It's toilet paper.
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 11:09 PM
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How Not To Fix Yanks
It seems the Daily News has decided to poll a bunch of nameless people (experts?) and come up with a way to "fix the Yankees." Bear in mind, this is a team that won 97 games, but lost 3 games in a short series, so certainly nothing dramatic needs to be done, right guys? Right? The Yankees need to make many moves to reshape their team.Oh. And that's just the picture caption. So the conclusion was reached that whatever ails the Yankees, Joe Torre isn't the problem. At least not so much of a problem that another manager is the solution.What ails them is they ran into a team which had three great pitching performances in a five game series. Would they have lost those games with a different manager? Mose likely. Does this mean Torre is the best man for the job? No. It will be Torre's charge to confer with Brian Cashman and the rest of the brain trust to find out what the problem is with a lineup of All-Stars and MVPs, and a pitching staff filled with escapees from a rehab hospital. Some old ones, at that. Something in that assembly of 25 was enough to let the Yankees overcome a year of injuries to earn the best record in the American League, yet something was still missing from the sum of those expensive parts.Yes, they did not win the World Series. They had the best record in the league and lost in a short series to a team that was hot and then went on to run through the A's like a buzzsaw. To determine what the difference is between the most expensive division winner in history and the most expensive World Series winner, the Daily News turned to a series of experienced, accomplished, but mostly anonymous experts for their take.I am hoping one of these experts mentions luck and timing, because that's really the difference between those two scenarios. Here are some of the suggestions they came up with.Wait, what? Dump a 32 year old in the prime of his career, one year removed from an MVP for a guy with "hustle" and "grit" who "likes to get his uniform dirty"? Just dump him for whatever you can get in return and plug in a guy who's crappy but "tough"? Pat Kelly was a hard-nosed player, and I don't seem to recall him owning any rings either. What about Gritty McHardnose himself, Andy Stankiewicz? How many teams did he lead down the Canyon of Heroes? How hard-nosed is Pat Burrell? I'm not saying "do not trade A-Rod under any circumstances." I'm saying you don't "dump" the guy. If you can somehow get a great deal for any player on your team, you do it, but the deal would have to make sense. Rodriguez is not addition-by-subtraction. ‘New York is a tough town and A-Rod is such a lightning rod, it's almost like the Mets when they had Roger Cedeno and the fans booed him every single time he came to the plate. It affects the whole team," a rival GM says. "(Derek) Jeter obviously doesn't like A-Rod. It's so clear. So get rid of the guy: they don't need him. Go get a team guy. They don't need a guy who cares about his stats and his image. Go get a Scott Brosius. Go get Mark DeRosa to play third base; that guy can bat eighth or ninth."Jeter didn't like Chad Curtis either, but I'm probably pretty sure they both sport some fancy rings. Mark DeRosa had a career year last season. His OPS+? 106. (For those who do not know, 100 is a league-average hitter). Alex Rodriguez, he of the crappy year of choking and being a big jerk had an OPS+ of 140. DeRosa's career line is 90, A-Rod's 145. So the suggestion here is to replace a guy who is about 50% more valuable than an average hitter with a guy who is about 10% less valuable. And this... somehow.. helps.. the... team.... Oh! Through grit and hard-nosedness! DeRosa would be an interesting pickup, as close to a Brosuis as you'll find. The 31-year-old Passaic, N.J., product played his first full season this year with the Texas Rangers and put up respectable numbers, finishing with a .296 batting average, .357 on-base and .453 slugging percentage. He spent the season splitting duties at second, third and in right field, and committed a total of five errors. He'll be a free agent, and made only $675,000 this season.Are you MarkDeRosa's agent? Third base is a power position, and in 2006 DeRosa smashed his career high in homers with 13, destroying his previous high mark of 8. He makes up for what he lacks in power with a HNQ (Hard-Nosed Quotient) of 176, while Chockey Rodriguez sports a paltry 65 HNQ for his career. Not only that, but you wouldn't catch Mark Thomas DeRosa sunbathing with his family in the park, no sir! Enough about Scott Brosius already. The guy was a decent player (lifetime OPS+ of 95) who had two really good seasons ('96 and '98). In 2000, the Yankees won the World Series despite Brosius' 67 (!) OPS+. This whole idea that since the Yankees won a few rings with a less than average hitter at third base = the Yankees can only win the World Series with a less than average hitter at third base has been catching on amoungst sports writers for a while now, and it's an asinine argument. It's specious reasoning. It's correlation implying causation. Again, I'm reminded of this exchange between Homer and Lisa Simpson: Homer: Not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol is working like a charm! Lisa: That's specious reasoning, Dad. Homer: [uncomprehendingly] Thanks, honey. Lisa: By your logic, I could claim that this rock keeps tigers away. Homer: Hmm. How does it work? Lisa: It doesn't work. (pause) It's just a stupid rock! Homer: Uh-huh. Lisa: But I don't see any tigers around, do you? Homer: (pause) Lisa, I want to buy your rock. A former Yankee agrees that A-Rod has to go: "Alex is the one who separates himself from the rest of the guys. He doesn't let anybody in."Larry Bowa says this is all a bunch of hooey, and he does it on the record. Rodriguez shouldn't be hard to move. With an average of $16 million a year coming to him from the Yankees over the next four years, he's a bargain. The Rangers still pay the rest of his $25 million-a-year salary, so the Yankees should be able to rid themselves of most, if not all, of the money they owe him.I agree with this part. It should be pretty easy to find takers for one of the best players in major league history. Another executive said he has heard rumblings of an A-Rod for Pat Burrell deal, but says he doesn't think those rumors are coming from the Yankees or the Phillies. "It could make sense," he says. "A-Rod did well with (current Phillies and former Seattle GM) Pat Gillick."What the hell? A-Rod had good years in Seattle, Gillick was GM in Seattle, thus A-Rod will do well in Philadelphia? What kind of crazy logic is that? Who are these "experts"? For the record, Rodriguez has two MVPs and played for three teams. The only team for which he has no MVP is ... Seattle. What most of our experts agreed on was the need for some players with fire in the belly, or any part of the anatomy that will inspire the rest of the lineup.Well at least Leyritz used his own name. I agree they need a guy like Girardi. Managing, not playing. "Those guys all play hard. Jeter plays hard, (Gary) Sheffield plays hard, (Robinson) Cano plays hard, (Jorge) Posada plays hard - they all do," he says. "I don't know what happened in the playoffs, but it wasn't effort. They don't need guys to get loud, they just need guys who fit together."Why is he the captain then? 2. GET HELP FOR JOE TORREThe mental kind. When Torre's Yankees were great, the two men next to him on the dugout bench were vital components. Bench coach Don Zimmer was the unquestioned master of strategy, while pitching coach Mel Stottlemyre had the complete confidence of his staff.I really don't think Torre has listened to another bench coach since Zimmer left. For all Torre's ability to motivate and mitigate in the clubhouse and dugout, he has never enjoyed the reputation of a tactician on the scale of Tony La Russa or Bobby Valentine. That was part of the front office's thinking when Larry Bowa and Tony Pena were brought in as coaches.But you just said the team had no fire in the playoffs. Was Torre not able to "motivate" his troops? If Rodriguez and Jeter are such enemies, couldn't Torre "mitigate" that situation? What exactly is he good at, anyway? "They're good baseball guys, but I'm not sure how much (Torre) listens to those guys," a rival executive says.A blind schoolchild could tell you that Proctor and Villone were headed for danger. I refuse to believe Guidry didn't try and tell Torre to knock off his abuse. Proctor led all AL relievers with 102.1 innings and 83 games pitched this season, while Villone was sixth with 80.1 innings and tied for eighth with 70 appearances. This season was only the second time that Villone made at least 70 appearances. He had 79 in 2004. And those were only the games he appeared in. Villone threw 40-60 pitches every time he was told to warm up but didn't get in the game. Those throws might not end up on a pitcher's stats, but they take something out of his arm.Cashman had to step in. This isn't about Torre needing guys he will listen to or that will help him in the dugout. This is about a man incapable of managing a bullpen who should not be in charge of the premiere sports team in the country. There is no reason to suspect that the Yankees' baseball operations office is unhappy with Guidry, but the highly respected Dave Wallace, the former Mets pitching coach and executive, was just fired by the Red Sox. Wouldn't it be just like the Boss to punish a coach and replace him with an ex-Red Sox coach whom Red Sox pitchers are sure to miss?Dave Wallace? Joe Kerrigan is already on the staff. Why go after Dave Wallace if you're going to replace Guidry when you already have Kerrigan? 3. FIND A SUB FOR MARIANO RIVERA BEFORE ONE IS NEEDEDGordon walked and Farnsworth was brought in to replace him. I still think Farnsworth will be an asset to the Yankees in the long run although he had a disappointing year. Bruney looks like the pickup of the year for the Yankee 'pen, and if Dotel had a chance to actually throw some major league pitches maybe we could have seen something from him as well, but unfortunately there were no innings available since Proctor needed his daily three innings of work. No matter how good a closer is, he's a lot better when he's paired with another potential closer. Tom Gordon was a nice complement to Rivera. Rivera was a magnificent setup man for John Wetteland. But the other reason to find another closer is that the Yankees are moving ever closer to the day when Rivera will no longer be able to pitch. His effectiveness has barely diminished with time - he just completed his fourth straight sub-2.00 ERA season - but his elbow soreness this year was a warning. When Torre said he was going to limit Rivera to an inning a night in the postseason, it wasn't to reward his closer for good behavior.I don't know if "he's" a lot better, but if the statement is "having two elite relievers is better than having one elite reliever" then you'll get no argument from me. In Rivera's case it might prevent Torre from using him for two innings at a time constantly. If the Yankees could put a deal together with the Angels that would bring Francisco Rodriguez to the Bronx, they should do it, all agreed. He has another two years before free agency, but the Angels will be loathe to let him go.So you won't put up with A-Rod, because he's an asshole who hits homeruns, but advocate getting a setup guy who is an asshole that strikes people out. Make up your mind here, it's either about chemistry or it isn't. A more realistic target, one GM says, is Atlanta's Danys Baez, who will be a free agent. Baez has never put up Rivera-type numbers, but was an effective closer for Cleveland and Tampa Bay.I do not have a problem with signing Baez as long as the years and dollars make sense. What's more likely is that you give a couple of those pesky "kids" in Houston's Brad Lidge could also be a steal, the same GM says, since he's coming off a bad season. "They'll have to hope he bounces back, but it could work out well," he says.What are the Yankees giving up to get Lidge or Rodriguez? So far the only guy the article wants out is A-Rod. 4. GET MORE STARTERS, NO MATTER WHAT IT TAKESWell, duh. Get more starters. Having guys like Ponson starting a bunch of games for you is not good. All reports have said the Yankees do not have a great deal of interest in Zito, and I believe that. Jason Schmidt? How exactly is signing Jason Schmidt getting younger? That's exactly the type of move the Yankees should avoid. Schmidt is not signing a one year deal. In 1998 (yes, it's unfair to compare them to what might have been the best team they ever had, but so what), five starters pitched 9521/3 innings out of the team's 1,4561/3, a hefty 65%. That's a solid staff.Yes, the pitching has been worse. There you have it - that's the number one reason why the Yankees are not stomping their way to world championships anymore. It used to be that the 4th starter in the rotation was a guy like El Duque. Late 90's El Duque would probably be the ace of this current group. 5. DEVELOP YOUNG TALENT - CHANGE IS A COMIN'Or sign Jason Schmidt. Whatever. There is some serious turnover on the way. Mussina has an option for $17 million next season, but the Yankees will probably take the buyout and then offer him a smaller deal for a year or two; Randy Johnson has one year left; Bobby Abreu has one year and a $16 million option left in 2008; Gary Sheffield has a $13 million option for next season, which they may also decline; Rivera and Posada are at the end of their contracts and have options next year; Jaret Wright has one year left or could be bought out; Proctor, Villone and Bernie Williams are all at the end of their contracts. And other clubs think the Yankees may try to move Jason Giambi.I can't imagine a scenerio where the Yankees would get something of equal value in return for Giambi. They'd have to throw a boatload of money in with him. Also, he led the team in OPS+ this year. His entire season was better than Abreu's Yankee numbers. The only one on the team that can (statistically and sabermetrically) claim to have had as good or better of a 2006 season as Giambi is Jeter. Yes, so dump arguably the team's best hitter too. Fuck it, let's get rid of the bunch of losing losers who performed the best over the course of last season! Let's get a team of Miguel Cairos and Adam Everetts! The point is the Yankees of 2008 could look vastly different than the 2006 or 2007 models, and this upcoming year is almost certain to be Torre's last. Whatever pieces they pick up, Cashman and company need to find players from within or from without who can be the core of a new era to go with a new manager, possibly Don Mattingly.Also Torre's contract runs out this season (finally). It has been a while since the Yankees developed a top pitcher from within their system. Philip Hughes, all of 20, might surpass Andy Pettitte's accomplishments, but with the Yankees there is always the concern that a sure-fire ace in the minors will react differently to the fish bowl that is Yankee Stadium. Eric Duncan, the 21-year-old infield prospect touted as one of the nation's best since he signed in 2003, regressed this season when he went to Triple-A, hitting .209 with a .255 slugging percentage. The future might rest in young men only die-hard fans would know, like pitcher Tyler Clippard and outfielder Jose Tabata.I thought the theory was that guys who come up through the Yankee system thrive in it and it's the guys from other organizations who "can't handle the fishbowl" such as Jeff Weaver and Javier Vazquez. Tabata is a long way away. He looks good, but it's way too early to start thinking about him in the majors. Our experts have never had Steinbrenner's money to throw around, but they agree that the key will be the kind of players the Yankees get, not the price tags on them.I know this is crazy talk, but usually the better players are more expensive. Crazy! Do they think Steinbrenner just tells Cashman to find him the most expensive guys regardless of talent? One reason the Yankees of the late '90s were so good, some of our experts point out, was because they had homegrown talent in Jeter, Williams, Posada, and Rivera, and their key role players, O'Neill, Brosius and Tino Martinez, were good players, occasional All-Stars, but not MVPs. They became better than the sum of their parts. Steinbrenner's fascination with getting the best players from other teams has not translated to success for his own. If the Yankees are to be the Yankees again, they need Legos that snap together, not jewels that shine on their own.No, everyone does not know that. I do not know that. Another cliched Yankee argument is that it is bad to have good players at every position. In fact I'll go out on a limb and say that having guys who are All-Stars at every position is probably a good thing. It means they are at least good players. Having good players on your team is good. How much simpler do I need to make this? Why is it that people believe that so-called "hard-nosed" players are better than players who actually produce? You know who had a gritty team this year? The Royals. The Marlins. The Kings of Grit, the Angels. None of those teams' hard-nosed players were in the postseason. The only thing that impressed me about this article was that it lacked one single reference to "True Yankees." Coming up I'll have my own suggestions for what the Yankees should do in the offseason to prepare a team for 2007. I'll give you a hint: it's probably not going to mention Scott Brosius. Labels: crazy trade ideas, douchebag, lupe's bf, mediots
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Dear Billy Wagner
That's what you get for closing in New York and using Enter Sandman as your entrance theme.
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Fucking Vultures.
Disgusting.
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Rest in Peace, Cory Lidle
It's being reported that Yankees Pitcher Cory Lidle was the one flying the airplane that crashed into a building in New York this morning. I have no link to provide because there aren't any yet and this isn't a "news blog" anyway. I'm only making this post to say that I feel completely sick to my stomach and wish the best for the entire Lidle family. This whole thing is like the opposite of the Enrique Wilson event in 2001. Thoughts that if only the Yankees hadn't made the playoffs, if only the trade with Philadelphia didn't happen, if only they'd beaten Detriot, if only, if only.... I have no more words. Shades of Thurmon.
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Woot the Hell?
If you're like me, you're a fan of great deals on quality products at blowout prices. This is why quite often, I visit the Woot! website, where their daily deal can often not be rivaled. Imagine my surprise to discover that the 10/11/06 Woot!, for the 30 GB Archos AV500 is only $269.99! And it has a crying child! How adorable! ![]() But I need a closer look of course, before I make my decision as to whether or not this item is the one for me. It's then that I notice the child is wearing an Oklahoma Sooners shirt. Hmm. So I click on the image to zoom in and get more detail. Imagine my surprise... ![]() It appears someone's idea of a joke is that either the Yankees are crying babies, or their fans are crying babies, or that Sooners fans are crying babies, or some combination of all of the above. The Sooners lost to Texas last weekend, 28-10. Woot! is located in Texas, so perhaps the gloating there makes a little sense but it's still probably a bad business practice. The Yankee hate from Texas? Ah hell, we're used to everyone hating our team by now, or at least we should be. Maybe there's a disgruntled Bubba Crosby fan working at Woot! who was disappointed his Texas superstar missed the postseason roster. Needless to say, I didn't purchase the device. You'll probably sell more products if you don't insult a portion of your customer base, even if it's subtle. (Thanks to reader and good friend Stan for the heads up. And please people, realize this post is all in good fun.)
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Hunter to Make 125% of Minimum Wage
The Twins exercised their 2007 option on Torii Hunter for $12 million dollars. This is a small raise for Hunter, whose 2006 salary of $10.5 million was only the federal minimum wage. "The Yankees have a $200 million payroll, and we play for minimum wage," Hunter said in early September. It's nice to see he's getting a raise and that someone is finally giving some respect to an outfielder with a career OPS+ of 102. If you've ever seen Hunter's MLB "I Live For This" commercial though, you know already that hitting is not important to this guy. "I'd rather rob a home run than hit a home run," he proudly exclaims. Hunter might be alarmed to learn that his 164 career home runs are actually a higher total than his on-field thefts. But certainly when I think of a great value - even if it's slightly above minimum wage - it's $12 million dollars per year for Torii Hunter. If you'll excuse me now, I'm going to file a complaint here with payroll.
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 2:40 PM
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Number One Target
In looking forward towards and past 2007 (which many in the media seem to be unable to do where the Yankees are concerned) there's one individual whose presence could make a huge difference to the team from the Bronx: Daisuke Matsuzaka. I was hoping the Seibu Lions would have posted him last year, but they didn't, and perhaps with good reason. After his riconkulous World Baseball Classic performance, his value has never been higher. Well, today, the Lions agreed to post him. Highly regarded pitcher Daisuke Matsuzaka was given permission by the Seibu Lions on Tuesday to pursue a career in the major leagues. Do it. Get him. How can you not want a pitcher who throws a friggin' gyroball? I was lucky enough to attend both of Japan's games at Petco Park, and got to see him up close. He's filthy. I know it's a small sample size, but this guy made major leaguers look silly. He's no Hideki Irabu, he's the real thing. Do it Cashman, go get him. Spend what needs to be spent. He's a better talent right now than the best free agent starter on the market (Zito) and you don't even give up a draft pick. He'll bring in more revenue from Japan along with Matsui. It's a no brainer, and quite possible the rotation next year could be Wang, Matsuzaka, Mussina, Hughes, and Johnson. Huge improvement. RiCONKulous!
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 12:36 PM
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Remember When Randy Winn was Traded for Lou Pinella?
It looks as if the value of managers has never been higher and the Yankees are essentially trading one of the greatest players of all time for their sleepy faced manager who completely lost control of the clubhouse - the only thing at which he was supposed to be good. If the Yankees trade Alex Rodriguez this offseason, it's a victory for everyone I - and I assume you, since you're reading this site - hate: idiot sportswriters whose own egos and need to create news trump actual facts and reality. Alex Rodriguez being traded is a victory for Mike Lupica, and makes Steve Phillips into the genius prognosticator of 2006. Let's face facts: Rodriguez would have been run out of town by the Daily News, ESPN, the New York Post, Sports Illustrated, Newsday, and on and on and on. This is what happens when nearly every day one of these sources needs to create controversy and destroy a man's character and distort his accomplishments in order to sell more advertising and get an interview on Baseball Tonight with more idiots. Has Rodriguez been perfect? No. Has he been "money" in the postseason? No. However he did carry the team single-handedly past the Twins in the 2004 ALCS, a fact that is rarely mentioned. Instead he's a choker, regardless of the fact that without him on the team, it's quite possible neither the 2005 (especially) or 2006 editions of the Yankees fail to make the postseason. Think about that for a second. Would Joe Torre still have a job today if the Yankees were unable to reach the playoffs? I doubt it. In many ways, Alex Rodriguez saved Joe Torre's job. Torre, on his part, never attempted to return the favor and may have left the last image we see of a Hall of Famer in a Yankee uniform as an 8th-spot hitter who is seemingly made to be the sole reason the Yankees did not win the World Series for three years. This is why it is asinine to choose a manager whose only supposed strength is clubhouse and media management - and who failed in that role - over a future hall of famer in his prime years. This is not to mention that the one person who could have ended the Rodriguez mess a long time ago never stood up and defended his teammate, which is exactly what a "captain" should do. And yet there is hardly ever a tarnish on the halo of St. Derek, while Rodriguez is not allowed to go to the park with his family. Congratulations, media whores. It looks like you're going to get what you wanted. Rodriguez will be gone and you've had days of "will they or won't they fire Torre" to sell your papers since there are no "real" stories to print. Just what do you plan on writing about next season, when Rodriguez is gone? There’s still that big ol’ bus and you’re going to have to find someone else to throw underneath it on a daily basis.
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 6:33 AM
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Sheff, You Damn Right.
Surprising comments but Sheffield has always spoken off the cuff:
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 9:13 PM
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Pinella? Really?
Look, any regular reader of this space knows I am no Torre defender or lover, but Lou Pinella is not the answer either. Lou's the kind of guy to manage a bunch of kids and up and comers, which is not a great fit for this team as currently constructed. I'd really be a fan of Girardi taking over, but I assume that's a pipedream.
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 2:54 PM
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Thanks, PeteAbe
You've had the most unique interaction with fans for a sportswriter. I wish it would continue, but I'm thankful for the times you've given us. I will be covering baseball through the remainder of the postseason and keeping tabs on the Yankees. I plan to continue posting every day but, obviously, there won't be as many posts. But when I hear something interesting, I will be writing about it here. There will be plenty of hot stove talk and I'll be at the Winter Meetings.
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 2:05 PM
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Just Curious...
If the Cardinals lose to the Padres again tonight, will the cover story of the St. Louis Dispatch be about how "Scott Rolen can't handle the pressures of playing in St. Louis"? Probably not.
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 1:29 PM
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The Last Night of the Torre Dynasty
Brian Cashman (by way of Olney):
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This is a Different Kenny Rogers Than the Yankees Have Ever Faced Before
![]() Would someone PLEASE drive Joe Morgan out to the desert and cut out his tongue?
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 9:32 AM
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More Rodriguez Analysis
But this time from a writer I like who actually makes sense! A snippet from Alex Belth: But New York's obsession with hating Rodiriguez says more about Nee Yorkers themselves, and the nature of the tabloid competition here, than it necessarily does about Rodriguez himself. (Just like ovation Torii Hunter got from Twins' fans after mis-playing a ball into an inside-the-park home run said something about Minniesota fans. I know Hunter is different to them than A Rod is to Yankee fans, I'm just saying.) Not that A Rod doesn't contribute to the matter but the resentment that people express says more about what they demand from the highest-paid player: nothing short of being the absolute best in every way. They feel entitled to take the guy down if he doesn't match their expectations. It's good stuff. Check it out.
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 12:38 PM
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Radar Gun Shennanigans?
I'm not about to say that for sure there was something fishy going on, but since the (unofficial) major league record for fastest pitch is 103 MPH, did Zumaya really not only tie the record on the strikeout of Giambi but throw eight of his last nine pitches at over 100 MPH? I know Zumaya's got a great power arm, and he was pumped up, but I'm not sure that ESPN's radar was exactly... accurate either. Again, not saying there's fire, just saying there's smoke.
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 12:23 PM
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Today's Loss: All A-Rod's Fault!
Think I'm kidding? No, I have proof. Now remember kids, you have to set the stage, mention how he could be a hero but fails, be sure to bring up his salary, and at least once mention the phrase "True Yankee." A-Rod goes 0-for-4 with 3 Ks as Yankees drop Game 2 to Tigers
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 3:44 PM
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Why Is LaRussa Batting His Worst Hitter Leadoff?
David Eckstein's .350 OBP is good enough for 96th amoungst players who qualify for the batting title. He's not "speedy" (7 steals). He has no power (2 HR). It also seems as if he can't sacrifice (bunted horribly and got a fielder's choice). However LaRussa is giving him more post-season at bats than any other Cardinal. I slammed Torre for Womack last year, I can't excuse LaRussa now. "Managerial genius" my ass. ---- Also, did San Diego, like, install some sort of a medusa in center field or something? It looked to me like Pujols just turned into a statue after he hit that jack.
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 2:06 PM
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Not So Bold Predictions
And now (and not because nobody asked me for some reason) some postseason predictions. ALDS
A's over Twins, 3-1 Yankees over Tigers, 3-0 NDLS Padres over Cardinals, 3-2 Dodgers over Mets, 3-1 ALCS Yankees over A's, 4-1 MVP: Alex Rodriguez NLCS Padres over Dodgers, 4-2 MVP: Trevor Hoffman World Series Yankees over Padres, 4-1 MVP: Johnny Damon
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 9:12 AM
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George on Old-School Rampage!
From Filip Bondy: The last regular-season game yesterday was a lot of fun for the Yankees, one last, lighthearted moment before the baseball gets serious. Derek Jeter and Robinson Cano didn't quite win the batting title, but Bernie Williams played manager, pinch-hit himself and knocked a double in the ninth. Then he said George Steinbrenner had called the manager's office, to fire him.
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 9:45 AM
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