High and Tight: Vacation
I'll be out of town for about a week and most likely not making any blog entries. In the meantime, peruse the links to the right and enjoy. You may also use this post to comment about how much you love me and this site. When I get back, the season will be decided and the post season ready to start. We live in exciting times. Labels: teh bog
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Yankees' Magic Number for Playoffs, 09/24/07
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Yankees Magic Number for Playoffs, 09/23/07
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posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 1:51 AM
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Yankees' Magic Number for Playoffs, 09/22/07
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posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 6:41 PM
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Who DOESN'T Want to look like the Dodgers?
The answer is not Tampa Bay, as evidenced by their 2008 uniforms: ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Congratulations, D-Ray fan, your team is dropping the "Devil" from their name, which was the part that they should have kept. Enjoy looking just like the Dodgers, Padres, Rangers, etc. Must make it easy on the New Era cap factory.
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 6:28 PM
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Kevin Hench's Douchebaggery Hitting Lupicaesque Levels
Jesus. I just want to warn you, this blog post is going to be a train wreck. Thanks to reader Steve V. for the submission of this article where Hench goes off on Steve Phillips for saying the Yankees won't make the playoffs. Yes, this is the same Kevin Hench who not only said the exact same thing, but made a huge deal about why it wouldn't happen, and in this article, berates Steve Phillips for making the same prediction two months later. On Aug. 15, Steve "Kazmir for Zambrano" Phillips announced on television — in his ever-surprising capacity as a paid talking head on the subject of baseball — that neither the Yankees nor the Mets would make the playoffs. Do you really want to know how much of an uneducated moron Kevin Hench is? Whether you do or not, I'm going to tell you. His first sentence - the opening "zing" of the article - mocks Phillips for trading wünderkind Scott Kazmir to Tampa Bay for Victor Zambrano. Here are some easily checkable facts that even a 4th grader writing a book report on Steve Phillips' autobiography would have looked up:
So... Hench's two major bones to pick with Phillips - who is a douchebag of collossal proportions in his own right - are completely without merit. Hench slams Phillips for making the exact same argument he made even earlier, and then wrongly assumes Phillips made that awful trade. Once again, can someone - anyone - tell me how these morons keep their jobs? They're so monumentally bad at them, that if they were employed in any other profession they would be fired or in jail by now. Imagine Dr. Kevin Hench, neurosurgeon, Lt. Kevin Hench, LAPD, Kevin Hench, Attorney-at-Law, Senator Kevin Hench, bookstore clerk Kevin Hench or American Airlines pilot Kevin Hench being as mind-numbingly awful at their profession and the resulting consequences: malpractice, indicted for corruption, disbarred, recalled, fired and dead. However sportswriter Kevin Hench - the one who exists in our plane of reality - still collects checks from FOX Sports. The whole world is crazy, my friends. Try and carve out a little piece of sanity for yourselves and don't read sports columns. Labels: douchebag, kevin hench, steve phillips
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 2:38 PM
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Kevin Hench was WRONG
Wrong, wrong, wrong.
Besides the fact that he was wrong about nearly everything, I love the cherry-picked stats. "The Red Sox will win because they have a guy who was the WBC MVP! ... And, and another guy who might have won TWO LCS MVP awards (but didn't) and a guy who won an (undeserved) (co-)World Series MVP!" The whole thing is just laughable. He made outlandish predictions on May 31st, and now of course doesn't have to answer for them. This is the same type of guy who, if the prediction turns out right, is the first with the "See? Told ya so!" article, but if the reverse comes true? Crickets. Unfortunately FOX doesn't list an email address for him or I'd suggest another mail-bomb attack. The guy must hate New York teams and have an inability to learn from his mistakes, because in his latest article: How appropriate that on the same day we bury the Sopranos with their final Emmy victory, the two teams that play in the Meadowlands are essentially buried too. FIRST TWO paragraphs, and the article is about the week in the NFL wrapup. Amazing. UPDATE: February 6th, 2008: So I wonder how Hench feels now that thsoe "winless" Giants beat his beloved Patriots in the Super Bowl? Probably still crying his eyes out. Labels: douchebag, kevin hench, redsox, standings
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 3:04 PM
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This... is... THE BRONX!
![]() Congratulations, Andy. Labels: andy pettitte, milestones
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 12:58 PM
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Yankees' Magic Number for Playoffs, 09/20/07
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posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 10:17 AM
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Figuring Out the Postseason Roster
Following Michael Kay's contention that Mientkiewicz is "beating out" Wilson Betemit for a postseason roster spot (Kay must think Eyechart can play third and second and short) it's about time to start figuring out who should make the squad. First, the no-brainers on offense (in no order): 1. Jeter 2. Rodriguez 3. Cano 4. Posada 5. Molina 6. Cabrera 7. Damon 8. Giambi 9. Matsui 10. Abreu And from the rotation: 11. Clemens 12. Wang 13. Pettitte And the bullpen: 14. Rivera 15. Chamberlain 16. Vizcaino 17. Farnsworth So, that leaves 8 spots. Obviously, you need a minimum of one two more starting pitchers, one for the rotation and one to be the "long" man. This is where it gets interesting. The way Mussina is pitching now, there's no reason Torre would remove him from his Circle of Trust, so he's in. 18. Mussina That leaves Hughes and Kennedy - but we'll come back to them. The more pressing need would be the bench. Betemit is your utility man - he has to be included. 19. Betemit There's one "extra" outfielder on the roster in that there are four, but Torre would be likely to DH Matsui or Damon to start a game, so you must have a backup. The most obvious choice would be Shelley Duncan. While he can't play CF, either Matsui or Damon could shift over in a pinch. 20. Duncan Five spots left, and we need to address the bullpen. You'd have to assume Edwar Ramirez would make it, and for our long man, probably Phil Hughes. Ian Kennedy has been great though, so for now let's assume both Hughes and Kennedy make it. 21. Ramirez 22. Hughes 23. Kennedy Now knowing Torre would be starting Giambi at 1B a few times, he's going to want to sub him out for defense in the late innings. He could use Betemit. He could use Duncan. Of course, he wont. Welcome to the team as the 4th 1st baseman, Eyechart. 24. Mientkiewicz This is where I'm sure I diverge from the Yankees' thinking. For the 25th man, I pick a reliever - most likely taking a chance on Ross Ohlendorf or Chris Britton. Bruney and Villone have gotten lit up lately, but we all know that Villone is in the Circle of Trust, and he'd be the only lefty in the bullpen. So most likely, the choice is Ron Villone. 25. Ron Villone So there you are, the 2007 postseason roster. Labels: roster moves
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 2:28 PM
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Yankees' Magic Number for Playoffs, 09/19/07
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posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 1:33 PM
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Cowherd Goes Batty
Today, on his sports radio program, on ESPN sports radio, sports radio host Colin Cowherd devoted over 1/2 hour of his program to the sports-related subject of "is Batman a Superhero, or just a crimefighter?" He had calls and emails which said that Batman has no powers so he's not "super," he's just a guy who fights crime, and people who said that Batman is in fact a bigger hero because he has no powers. Cowherd then, in summary, says that uneqivocably Batman is a Superhero because of the following reason: "What's the thing he has around his belt? The batarang? (voice in background says 'Yes.'). Ok, so the batarang. Batman can do things that I can't. He can throw that batarang into the sky, and make that big bat symbol. I couldn't do that. That, in my mind, makes Batman a superhero."You'd think that by staying away from sports for a while, Cowherd would be able to talk about something which he understands and is able to discuss with some level of knowedge. Obviously, he's as clueless on non-sports as he is about sports.
I don't give a shit one way or another about this ridiculous argument, but Cowherd could have simply said that Batman is sold under the "Superheroes" line by DC Comics (as listed on Batman's wikipedia page) and thus is a superhero. Argument over, move on to sports. I swear the more you listen to Cowherd the more you have to question why ESPN hires these people. Labels: batman, colin cowherd, douchebag, espn
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 9:53 AM
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Yankees' Magic Number for Playoffs, 09/18/07
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posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 12:36 PM
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Separated at Birth (Autograph Edition, Part 2)
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posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 11:58 AM
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Separated at Birth (Autograph Edition, Part 1)
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posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 11:41 AM
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Vote for What Happens to the 756 Ball
This site is run by the guy who bought the ball: http://www.vote756.com/marcecko/ Please vote for option "B." Labels: barry bonds, dirty stinking cheaters, MLB records
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 11:41 AM
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What Have We Learned This Weekend?
Looking back at the Fenway series, here are 10 things we've learned or confirmed this weekend:
Labels: a-rod, derek jeter, joba chamberlain, redsox, sean henn
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 10:15 AM
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Yankees' Pitcher Shelley Duncan
It's too bad we don't all live in Cowherd-world. If we did, we could all just do zero research for our jobs, show up and not even read the information we were handed and then start going off on tangents about it. Case in point: this morning, Cowherd was talking about this story, which of course the Boston media will blow out of proportion, because that's what they do. It was fairly obvious that Cowherd was reading from time to time, and attempted to be a big expert on this Shelley Duncan character. Of course, he called him a Yankee pitcher. Twice. Upon further reading, he had the amazing realization that Duncan is the son of Cardinals' pitching coach Dave Duncan, and presented that as if it were breaking news. Finally he was reading the end of the story, and I'll give it to you word for word. You can tell the exact moment that Cowherd realizes he's a fool. Of course immediately after, he just changes the subject: "Duncan has become a fan favorite in the Bronx after hitting... what does that say?.... Duncan has become a fan favorite in the Bronx. BTW, here's the article Cowherd was reading. Duncan, son of St. Louis Cardinals pitching coach Dave Duncan, has become a fan favorite in the Bronx for hitting mammoth home runs since he was called up from the minors in July. Nice job, dipshit. Labels: colin cowherd, douchebag, espn, shelley duncan
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 9:57 AM
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Joba Chamberlain: Stayin' Alive
Check out this cool video of Joba Chamberlain - loose as can be - singing some Bee Gees in the bullpen during a recent game: Special thanks to Matt Kirk for submitting this video he took at the Stadium. Labels: funny stuff, joba chamberlain, videos
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 2:45 PM
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New Logos for the Thunder
And it's about time. Next up: get rid of the disgusting looking "Boomer" thing. (courtesy Baseball America) Labels: mascots, minor leagues, trenton thunder, uniforms
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 8:19 AM
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Also, He Was Mean to Bernie Williams
What a great guy. Former major leaguer Mel Hall indicted on child sex charges Also after having read about men who got off incredibly easy after taking sexual advantage of the impressionable and helpless, it's pretty comfoting to see that Hall could get life in prison. I'll never forget being there for that game winning walk-off homer against Boston on Memorial Day years ago, but really who cares at this point? If the guy is found guilty, throw the book at him. Labels: criminal athletes, mel hall, yankee history
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 4:37 PM
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Delmon Young Sucks
Dude can throw bats at umpires but can't throw his body in front of an easily catchable ball that wins the game for Boston? Maybe someone paid him off. Like Larry Lucchino. In malt liquor. Labels: delmon young, drays, redsox
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 10:34 AM
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Let's Revisit Past Douchebaggery One Year Later
Anyone remember Peter McEntegart? No, of course not. Well, he wrote an article for SI last year full of hate and vitrol for the Yankees and I thought it would be fun to pretend that his 10 points were written today and see if any of them now apply. Ok? K. By the way if you haven't ever read/seen the original, I strongly suggest you do so now. G'head, I'll wait for you.
So after a year, not much has changed. Unless someone can help me track down Peter McEntegart, my guess is nothing else will. I'm planning to continue the "looks back, a year later" format every now and then because it's amazing the absolute garbage that some sportswriters will put out there, especially when viewed with the help of some history. Also, heck, I think that article was the first time anyone ever made a joke involving masturbating to Danny Heep. Labels: douchebag, mets, peter mcentegart, revisit, sports illustrated
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 5:00 PM
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Attn: Squirrel Fans
I promise you, I was not responsible for this. Labels: merchandise, Scooter, The Squirrel
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 3:15 PM
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History Still Within Reach for A-Rod
Way back in April and May, there was plenty of talk about Alex Rodriguez breaking Barry Bonds' single-season home run record. That's what happens when projections show a guy on pace to hit 108 HR and a season is fresh and new. We've since moved past such speculation and realize that's now very likely to happen anymore. However, one long-standing record is within A-Rod's grasp: the American League single-season home run record. While McGwire and Sosa and Bonds were using their juiced up arms to taint home run records across the board, all of their actions came in the National League. The American League record still belongs to one Roger Eugene Maris, at 61. With 19 games left to play, A-Rod on a hot streak, and only 9 homers to go to tie the record, it's entirely possible that Alex can tie or break it. This season, Rodriguez is hitting a homer every 9.98 ABs. You figure he should get about 4 at bats - not plate appearances - per game for the rest of the year and you're looking at 76 more for the season. (Four ABs chosen for easy math - he's averaging about 3.7 per game.) That would see him hit about 7-8 more this year, putting him at 59 or 60. However if we just look at the month of September, A-Rod is ridiculously jacking one every 3.75 ABs. By that pace, he'd hit another 20 homers and wind up with 72. Sorry, but that's probably not going to happen. It's highly unlikely he would sustain that September pace for the rest of the season, but his hot streak should continue long enough to push his HR/AB ratio for the remainder under his season average of 9.98. It sounds almost crazy to say it, but based on that it makes 62-65 homers a very realistic possibility. It would be nice for once to see a guy achieve a homer record who hasn't been dogged by steroid/HGH allegations. A nice clean record everyone can get behind as legitimite would be a refreshing change, and would be very good for the game as a whole. Just imagine how exciting this would all be if Maris' record hadn't become counterfitted by Barry, Faux, and Burly. Hey if A-Rod hits 62+ homers, would he then be a "True Yankee™"? Labels: a-rod, baseball history, MLB records, roger maris, true yankee
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 9:48 AM
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Alex Rodriguez is a Good Player
So much so that oftentimes I have to chide myself for being slightly let down when he only gets a base hit. It's pretty unfair to the guy. Labels: a-rod
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 6:21 PM
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Hey, Bleacher Creatures
When doing your "roll call" from now on, would you mind including Scooter? Just go from "Hor-HEY! *clap clap* Hor-HEY! *clap clap*" to "Scoo-ter Squirrel *clap clap clap clap clap*." Ok? Thanks. Labels: Scooter, The Squirrel, yankee stadium
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 4:08 PM
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The Squirrel's Name is "Scooter"
After many serious debates, it has been decided. The right-field foul poul Squirrel's name is now Scooter. Call him by name, and watch him bring the Yankees good luck. He just may be here for a reason. ![]() Edit: Check out today's Daily News back page, with both a mention and photo of our new friend: ![]() Labels: Scooter, The Squirrel, yankee stadium
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 1:22 AM
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The Squirrel Returns
Sixth inning, same spot as before, on the foul pole netting. Forget the Rally Monkey. I'm declaring the Squirrel the official Yankees mascot. Edit: He's lucky already. 2 seconds after I hit submit anointing the new mascot, A-Rod hits a massive upper deck shot. Man that ball got outta here in a hurry. I mean anything travels that far ought to have a damn stewardess on it. Edit: Abreu just crushed that homer right past The Squirrel. That's it, he's officially the good luck charm. Labels: animals, mascots, The Squirrel, yankee stadium
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 5:44 PM
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Colin Cowherd on the NL vs. the AL
In a rambling, nonsensical diatribe today, Colin Cowherd described on his show "The Herd" on ESPN radio about how the Padres are the best team in the National League but would only be the fifth best team in the AL. Ok, that's fine, a fair statement and a fair argument, although I don't 100% agree with it. It's defensible though, right? Cowherd then goes on to blast the NL for being inferior. Ok, again, a fair statement. I'm sure he can back that up. Cowherd's supporting argument: "Just look at the All-Star Games. The AL owns them. Look at interleague play. Look at the last 5 World Series champions. The AL is just plain better all around, and it's not even close." Man, that sure sounds compelling! Except:
Is there a point to all of this? Yes. Cowherd is an idiot. Also he doesn't research any facts and I assume most of his audience just takes what he says at face value. I actually agree with him on the premise, but his argument is backed up by mirrors and gorilla dust. He's not different from most radio hosts, though. Why are these guys on the air again? Labels: colin cowherd, douchebag, espn, padres, statistics
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 2:35 PM
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