Neyer and I on Same Page About YES
From Rob Neyer's blog: Yes, the Yankees swept the Red Sox. More on that -- and all the rest of the big games this week -- tomorrow. Notice in his "favorites" list, no mention of Michael Kay. He's right though, although maybe he like Singleton a bit more than I do. Give me Leiter, Flaherty, O'Neill and Girardi swapping off on every game though, and I'm a happy man. Labels: joe girardi, john flaherty, ken singleton, michael kay, paul o'neill, rob neyer, senator al, YES
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 3:21 PM
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Joba Suspended for Two Games
In one of the more asinine moves made by the commishioner's office, Joba Chamberlain received a two-game suspension for throwing inside to Kevin Youkilis. What is Bob Watson thinking here? It doesn't make any sense at all. It's almost to the point that if you're ejected from a game, there's an automatic suspension from Majoe League Baseball. Joba didn't hit anyone. Yes, Youkilis cried and whined and moaned like a little baby, but that doesn't change what didn't happen. Chamberlain didn't hit him. There should be no suspension. Joba now has one more career suspension than he does victory. He's got more suspensions than saves. He's got more suspensions than he's allowed runs. The bottom line is that if Watson thinks that Chamberlain was throwing at Youklilis' fat bearded head, then he should get more than two games, and if he doesn't think it was intentional than the ejection should have been all the punishment neccesary. Now I know by the "Joba Rules" that Chamberlain wasn't going to pitch until Sunday anyway, but this sets a ridiculous precedent. Earlier this year, Clemens hit Alex Rios after benches were warned and received a 5-game suspension (really, it's a 1-game suspension for a starter). Essentially, Joba is getting twice the number of days for not hitting someone but "scaring" him that Clemens got for hitting someone after there were warnings issued. I'm not a big conspiracy theorist, but does anyone else think that if Joba had a "B" on his cap instead of the "NY" that he'd be available to pitch tonight? Labels: bob watson, joba chamberlain, mlb officials, umpires
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 2:51 PM
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Josh Beckett: Moral Arbiter
First, let's remember a couple of famous Josh Beckett quotes: "I'm kind of about respecting the game, and I'm not the type of guy to not say anything." Beckett was upset that after a deep drive, Ryan Howard didn't put his head down and bust down the line. It seems Beckett is against showboating, and about humility, humbleness, and respecting the game and the opponents, right? I mean he'd never to anything like this: ![]() ![]() ![]() Today after Joba Chamberlain was ejected (for no reason) for throwing inside to Kevin Youkilis (for no reason), NESN cameras clearly caught the respectful Beckett yell at a questioning and rightfully confused Chamberlain: "Get out of here, you fucking cunt!" Respect. Class. The right way. That's Josh Beckett. Labels: joba chamberlain, josh beckett, kind of about respecting the game, redsox
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 1:15 PM
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This One's For Lupe
Labels: animals, The Squirrel, yankee stadium
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 11:08 AM
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Varitek's "C" Isn't for Cookie
Has everyone noticed a difference in one player's uniform on the Red Sox? Jason Varitek has a large "C" on his chest. Originally I figured this to be for "captain" but upon looking at other captains of other teams (Derek Jeter, for example, or footage of Mattingly and Guidry from their playing days) I noticed no such letter sewn on their chests. ![]() So I open the question to the readers: tell me what you think this rogue "C" could stand for. Let's figure this out in the comments, once and for all. Labels: reader participation, redsox, varitek
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 8:28 AM
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Perfect Day of Baseball
Labels: angels, johnny damon, mariners, matsuzaka, padres, petco park, redsox
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 10:52 AM
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It's Because He Has a .944 OPS in August, Right?
That's why Giambi is finally getting some starts again, right? Wrong. Torre said Saturday he wasn't inclined to play Jason Giambi at first base unless his numbers against a starting pitcher were too strong to ignore. However, when Torre didn't start Jeter and Jorge Posada (day game after night game) yesterday, he went with Giambi at first.I'm hoping next year the Yankees have a manager that believes more in OPS and VORP and EqA and less in "guts" and "hearts of (insert name of african beast)" and "having been there before-edness." Labels: jason giambi, joe torre, lineups, torre is dumb
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 3:31 PM
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Cashman Restores Balance to Universe
Ok, so maybe that's a little bit of hyperbole, but the Yankees have optioned Sean Henn to Scranton and recalled Chris Britton. Now since it's Red Sox-Yankees, we'll hear about how Torre wants to "find the right spot" to bring him in and "not throw him into the fire" all the while forgetting that he pitched in the AL East last year. Labels: brian cashman, chris britton, joe torre, roster moves, scranton, sean henn
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 2:17 PM
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Ignoring Yesterday's Game
Time for a pallete cleanser. Our proverbial cracker, from last night's Miss Teen USA Pageant, is Miss Teen South Carolina: It's a really good thing she's pretty. Of course she'll be successful in life. That's just the way it works for us U.S. Americans. Labels: bimbos, non-baseball
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 6:48 AM
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Are You Intentionally Trying to Throw the Season?
Cashman. Torre. I've been posting about this for seemingly forever. I have sent you personal emails. Enough is enough. If Sean Henn's 79 pitches in 2+ innings with 8 hits, 7 runs and 5 walks - yes, that's 13 baserunners in 2.2 innings - isn't enough to convince you that he should NOT be a major leaguer and that Chris Britton should, there's really no other explanation other than you're intentionally tanking the season. I'm out of other theories. Labels: brian cashman, chris britton, joe torre, roster moves, scranton, sean henn
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 7:52 PM
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Dodgers Make Huge, Unexpected Discovery
I can see the future headlines now. Nec Colletti, (you know, the guy who replaced stat-nerd Paul DePodesta and his computer from "geeking" up the Dodgers with a bunch of players based on funny made-up stats like OPP and VIRP) may be finally starting to figure things out. Or, maybe not. Perhaps if he starts reading the papers such as the LA Times, with it's hard-hitting journalism and latest huge breaking news story, he'll pick up a few tips. Woodward? Bernstein? Step aside, it's Pullitzer time for Kevin Baxter! (Highlights mine): Workload could be a factor for ProctorWow. Grady is continuing the abuse that Torre inflicted it seems, and now there's "speculation" that the reliever with more appearances than any other pitcher in baseball since 2006 may be "fatigued"? Upcoming LA Times headlines: Juan Pierre Not Getting on Base Enough Golf More Popular When Played Outdoors Nomar May Be Injury Prone Best Way to Put Nail in Board? Hammer, Experts Say Jeff Kent Surly at Times to Teammates Sun to Rise in East Takashi Saito: Japanese Labels: dodgers, ned colletti, scott proctor
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 8:07 AM
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Team Goat - 08/24/2007: Sean Henn
![]() So, I'm sitting there, watching the game, and as soon as Henn is summoned, I know it's over. I mean it's get-up-out-of-your-seat-and-head-for-the-exit-to-try-and-beat-the-crowd over. One has to wonder what Chris Britton could have done in that situation. Well, one has to wonder because that's all we can do. How mant consecutive awful appearances does Sean Henn need to make before he's back in the land of Dunder-Mifflin, Mr. Cashman? Henn now has a 6.10 ERA. He's given up nine runs in his last four innings of work. His WHIP is 1.67. He has an ERA+ of 70. His VORP is -1.9. Look at his splits; incredibly, there is no situation in which he is a good pitcher. He is bad against righties. He is bad against lefties. He is bad at home. He is bad on the road. He is bad at night. He is bad during the day. But seriously, he's the only lefty, so that means you keep him up there, right?
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 10:53 AM
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"Mild Lower Back Strain" My Ass
So Bruney's been recalled and Villone is going to the DL because of a "minor lower back strain." My take: phony injury, created in order to keep Villone on the DL past Sept 1, so that once rosters expand they can keep both and wait to decide whether to put either Bruney or Villone on the postseason roster. Analysis: Crafty move if you want to keep Villone as an option, but still wrong if Britton is left to rot in AAA. Labels: brian bruney, chris britton, ron villone, roster moves, scranton
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 2:54 PM
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Chris Britton another victim of Torre's "Circle of Trust"?
Rumors persist that something happened in Spring Training that caused Torre to lose faith in Britton. The guy's been tearing it up in AAA, and during his brief visit to the Bronx this season gave up 1 ER in 5 IP. Rather than getting promoted again, Britton has been forced to watch as Henn, Karstens, Ramirez, Bruney, Brower, Chamberlain, Bean, Rasner, Villone (and I'm sure someone I'm forgetting) have been promoted instead of him to the Yankees' bullpen. I know Torre wants "a lefty." But there's no reason to have "a lefty" if said "lefty" (Henn) is only used as your long reliever. Free Chris Britton! Labels: bullpen, chris britton, scranton
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 11:47 AM
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Jeff Kent on the Dodgers Signing David Wells
"When I heard we signed Boomer, I immediately asked, 'why can't I pitch?'" - on KCLA this morning Labels: boomer, dodgers, jeff kent
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 10:49 AM
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Things to Do on Day Off, by Brian Cashman
Labels: brian cashman, to do list
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 4:12 PM
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The Stopper
Andy Pettitte is not perfect, and he has his detractors, but check out this stat (per Elias): For his career when pitching following a Yankees loss, Andy Pettitte is 68-33 as a Yankee. That is impressive. Labels: andy pettitte
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 10:34 AM
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Free Trip to NYC? Check. Yankees? Tampa.
Oh well. Bad timing, but my trip falls during some road games against the Rays. At least the hotel/bar/whatever will get the YES Network. That and a knish and I'm on my way to satisfaction. Labels: jetsetting, things about NY that I love
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 2:03 PM
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Filling in on "The Herd"
Maybe it's the show and not the host that makes people say really dumb things. This morning Doug Gottleib was filling in for Colin Cowherd on the latter's generally unlistenable "The Herd" on ESPN Radio. About 8:30 AM PST, Gottlieb made the following statement: "Jumptheshark.com. I'm not usually one to promote a website. It's about how certain shows hit a moment and then go downhill, like in Happy Days when Fonzie jumped that shark on the motorcycle. I surf the internet. I am reckless when I surf the 'net. But I'm not a recluse. Those are the only words I know that begin with r-e-c-k." Obviously the ability to spell isn't a requirement to be a radio host, but Gottlieb shouldn't advertise that fact. The best part is that this was all an into to how we'll see whether or not the Colts have "jumped the shark" in their most important pre-season game against the Saints. He goes on to talk for about five minutes about how the last preseason game in the NFL is the only one that really matters, and we'll see in the Colts final tune up how they can handle the run with McAllister and Bush on the field and how important it is that they show something positive to build on before the game counts and so on. Five minutes later after another segment, Gottlieb then admits "his mistake" and mentions how the Colts open the regular season against New Orleans. In fact it is the first NFL game on the season, and broadcast in prime time on NBC. Dont worry Colin, your show is in capable hands while you're gone. It's like you never left. Labels: bad spelling, colin cowherd, doug gottlieb, espn, nfl
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 10:00 AM
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Team Goat - 08/21/07: Mike Mussina
![]() Mussina was downright awful, unable to get through the second inning in his worst start ever as a Yankee. The bullpen didn't help, as the Yankees did come back and score runs, but you can't bury your team that far down and expect to win. It has to be time for Britton and Bruney to replace Villone and Henn. Yes, I'm aware they're the only lefties, but neither is used as a "left-handed specialist," and handedness doesn't mean as much as ability.
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 9:31 AM
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This is Why I'm Proposing on a Hot Air Balloon Over a Mountainous Region
I mean, there's no escaping the uncomfortable shootdown that way. Of course, this dude had a different idea... The biggest excitement happened in the stands when a fan failed in his public attempt at popping the question.When I was young I always wanted to marry a girl who would love baseball so much that she'd swoon at a ballgame proposal. Since I've grown up, I've realized I still want the girl who loves baseball just as much, but also has enough taste to eschew the now tired and cliched ballpark proposal in favor of one more original and more personal and more tailored to the relationship as it has uniquely grown. However, I'm still down for a ballgame on the honeymoon, possibly. Labels: dumbass fans, marriage proposals gone wrong
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 4:51 PM
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Sorry, This Isn't WebMD
![]() Good luck with detecting those "invisible herpes" though, buddy. Labels: odd site visits, STDs
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 4:12 PM
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He's Got a Golden Ticket!
We've all heard Joe Morgan brag about his "Golden Ticket" - the lifetime pass that lets him into any MLB game for free. From what I've been able to find out, it's actually a lot more common than Mr. Morgan tends to let on. From what I can tell, any major leaguer with 10 years of service or more gets one. No special ceremony. No HOF induction required. Morgan's constant references to said ticket, however, seem to make it appear a bit more rare, which is kind of odd since in his frequent chats he constantly refers to not having seen enough of any team to form any sort of opinion about anything. Here, for example, is a picture of one Golden Ticket, presented to Charley Root: ![]() Here's another, more recent one, presented to journeyman middle infielder Len Randle, who attended a Padres-Rockies contest with Dave Winfield last week, using said ticket for entry: ![]() My guess is though, in Mr. Morgan's slipping memory, things went a bit like this (with apologies to lupe for aping her style): ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() from dawn to dusk. ![]() ![]() finds a Golden Ticket gets a one pound bonus in her pay bucket! What do you think of that? (The workers scream and begin unwrapping more furiously.) ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Happiness and harmony. --------- ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() day of October, and do not be late. You may bring with you one member of your own family but no one else. In your wildest dreams you could not imagine the marvelous surprises that await you!" Charlie, you've done it! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ------ Then again, Morgan's gotten more gold than he deserves: ![]() Labels: bud selig, dave winfield, gammo, golden tickets, joe morgan, john kruk, jon miller, lenny randle, screwing the blouse man
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 10:13 AM
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Team Goat - 08/20/07: Luis Vizcaino, Joe Torre
![]() Vizcaino: 0.2 IP, 2H, 1 ER, allowed 2 iherited runners to score Torre: No major problems with Torre's bullpen management this time, unless one wishes to get incredibly nitpicky. Bringing Vizcaino in was probably the smart move. However as previously mentioned, Torre set up his lineup in such a way as to give his team a handicap when it came to scoring runs. For what it's worth, lefties went 2-for-13, righties 4-for-7 against Moseley. Pretty much what should have predicted had Torre looked at his splits. Labels: goats, joe torre, luis vizcaino, torre is dumb
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 8:52 AM
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Kind of an Odd Lineup, Considering the Splits...
The Yankees face Dustin Moseley tonight, who has been much better against lefties than righties. Considering the new interchangable Yankees lineup, you'd expect to see a bunch of righthanders (Shelley Duncan, Wilson Betermit (S), maybe Jose Molina) in the lineup today, right? Wrong. Damon DH (L) Jeter SS (R) Abreu RF (L) Rodriguez 3B (R) Matsui LF (L) Posada C (S) Cano 2B (L) Phillips 1B (R) Cabrera CF (S) Torre essentially put out his most lefthanded lineup. Moseley's splits: LH: .222 / .289 / .359 OPS+ 67 RH: .331 / .382 / .455 OPS+ 133 Lefties hit him like they're all Miguel Cairo. Righties hit him like a lineup full of Manny Ramirezes. Does Torre not even look at scouting reports? If they win despite his boneheadedness, you'll have certain perople *cough* immediately with the "I told you Torre knows more than you" defenses. We'll see what happens. Labels: joe torre, lineups, torre is dumb
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 6:24 PM
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Ahh... West Coast Time
I know most of you are complaining that these games "come on too late" and are "still going when it's way past" your bedtimes. I get it. But when you live on the west coast, you only get a handful of games per season that start on a weeknight after you have a chance to come home from work. Think about it - nearly every game the Yankees play on weeknights start at 4pm PST. Add in that most people work until 5pm, and traffic, most of us are lucky to get through our front doors before the start of the 7th inning. All I'm saying is before you get all upset and complainy about 3 games that run a bit late for you, count your blessings the rest of the season and remember that there are plenty of others out there who are not as fortunate. Just give us these three games. Labels: east vs. west, scheduling
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 4:39 PM
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Holy Cow, The Money Store!
Labels: phil rizzuto, yankee history, yankees on tv
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 2:37 PM
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qot debacle
6th inning, Villone facing Jay Payton, 1 out, bases loaded, Kevin Millar at third: Ken Singleton: Melky's reputation held Millar there. Word gets around. They see the tapes. There aren't many centerfielders in the American League who can throw runners out at home plate. You have Melky, Torii Hunter, Mark Kotsay, maybe Curtis Granderson...So after saying it's "not many in the AL" Singleton goes on to name more than half of the starting centerfielders in the league. Brilliant. Labels: ken singleton, michael kay, qotd, YES
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 11:12 PM
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A Personal Farewell to a Childhood Hero
I know some of you might not have heard a lot of his broadcasts, but I grew up on him. Every night, Scooter and Bill White (or Murcer, or Seaver, etc) would be on my TV and I'd go to sleep to the hum of the tiny B&W set. I remember that it was late and I should go to sleep whenever Scooter was "halfway across the bridge" (ie the 7th inning). When I went to Cooperstown with my brother and mom, I couldn't have been older than 5th grade. My brother picked typical souvenirs (current Yankee shirt, cooperstown hat) and I remember I got a shirt that said "Cooperstown has a Big Train, an Iron Horse and a Yankee Clipper.. but where's the Scooter?" It didn't even bother me to have to explain to my typically ignorant classmates who exactly most of those were (it may be hard to believe, but I could be a snarky kid). When I was in 6th grade or so, I waited at the players entrance at Yankee Stadium. I didn't get or look for a player's autograph like nearly everyone else clamored for, but I yelled to Rizzuto, and over he came and signed my ball. To this day on my wall I have a signed Rizzuto ball and 8x10. What a truly classy, wonderful guy. So, so long Phil. Today there will be plenty of stories full of your on field exploits, championships, MVP, years in the booth, etc., but for me I'll just miss the nice old man who finally made the Hall, and was kind enough to stop and talk to a young boy that he once helped put to bed every night. Labels: phil rizzuto, yankee history
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 8:03 AM
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Captain Herpes vs. the Invisible Woman
Do I know if this is true? No. Is it possible? Sure. But hell, I'm reporting it anyway. LA Rag Mag is reporting that Derek Sanderson Jeter, who was widely reported to have dated (and was repeatedly photographed with) Jessica Alba, infected her with an STD, namely herpes. We’re going to apologize in advance to all the straight men out there, for ruining their Jessica Alba fantasies, but here goes…..Jessica Alba(before she was Jessica Alba) used to date Derek Jeter, the serial celebrity dater, who plays for the NY Yankees. Well, our source worked closely with Alba, and had to refill her Valtrex prescription for her on a regular basis! Guess who she got it from…that’s right…dirty Derek Jeter. So unless Alba, Scarlett Johannson (God in heaven, please no), Mariah Carey, Adriana Lima, Jordana Brewster, Vanessa Minnillo, a bunch of Miss USAs or Jessica Biel confirm this, I'll withhold judgement on the veracity of the claim. But still... interesting. Labels: derek jeter, jessica alba, STDs
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 7:26 AM
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Say Goodbye to Miguel Cairo
Unless the Yankees decide to rely on sentimentality and "veteranism" over talent and production, Tronto is probably the last stop for Miguel Cairo in a Yankee uniform. Jason Giambi is coming back. Andy Phillips can play first, second, and third. Wilson Betemit can play all four infield positions (second base in a pinch). Shelley Duncan is a DH/first baseman/emergency outfielder who is crushing the ball whenever he's given an opportunity. Miguel Cairo is, well, Miguel Cairo. One of those people have to go, as there is no reason to have eight infielders on the roster (not counting the catchers, that's Jeter, Rodriguez, Cano, Phillips, Duncan, Giambi, Betemit, and Cairo). Cairo's versatility made him an asset to a weak bench early in the season. Now, he's redundant and should be made so. I know he's a Torre favorite, but Cashman needs to do what's best for the team and let Cairo go. Labels: jason giambi, miguel cairo
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 11:04 AM
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Please Fire George King Already
The "King" of reporting speculative trade rumors as absolute fact (did you see that? there's a pun there!) has outdone himself again. While everybody and their brother is reporting it's Jim Brower (no, not the Half Baked Goatboy) and not Joba Chamberlain who is being promoted to take the spot of the DFA'd Mike Myers, good ol' George King is reporting the complete opposite: HERE'S JOBA!If any proof were ever needed that King reports guesses and speculation as fact without first checking little things like facts and sources, here's the smoking gun. King probably saw that Myers was released, and in his typical lazy style made a big splash headline about Joba being called up, despite the fact that:
Labels: douchebag, george king, jim brower, joba chamberlain, mike myers
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 10:20 AM
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Sportwriters... Agreeing With Me?
What is the world coming to? I posted some thoughts on the Proctor deal last night, and today I am warmly greeted during my morning perusals by two articles saying seemingly the same thing. First, Tyler Kepner of the NY Times: On July 8, the day before the All-Star Game break, the Yankees led the Angels by 10 runs when Scott Proctor was sent in to pitch the eighth inning. To the Yankees’ decision makers, this was an obvious sign that Manager Joe Torre would probably always favor Proctor over a pitcher just up from the minors, no matter how promising that pitcher seemed.Throw in this gem from Dan Graziano from the Star-Ledger (thanks to Steve Lombardi for the link). Joe Torre had better use (Chamberlain). Because if he doesn't, it could be one of Torre's last mistakes as Yankees manager. .. an exception to what? Did Torre admit to that pattern? I kinda wish Graziano had posted the question or preceeding statement, but nonetheless, an interesting read. Labels: dan graziano, good sportwriters, i am smart, joba chamberlain, joe torre, scott proctor, torre is dumb, tyler kepner
posted by Mr. Faded Glory @ 11:35 AM
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